Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat

Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat

Black / One size
$25.83 AUD
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Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
  • Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat
$25.83 AUD
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  One size
Crown height, in 3.12
Diameter, in 6.62 - 7.62
Circumference, in 20.87 - 24.80
Visor length, in 2.91

 A laid-back cotton dad cap embroidered with a cheeky crab and bold text that reads “NOT HERE TO F**K.” The low-profile, unstructured crown and pre-curved Permacurv® visor give it an easy, lived-in look. Lightweight and breathable with stitched eyelets, it slips into daily routines—beach mornings, quick errands, or late-night drives—without trying too hard. The hideaway adjustable strap with an antique brass buckle keeps the fit personal and polished, while the subtle brand sticker on the visor and sewn-in label add honest, casual details. This cap speaks with a dry, sardonic sense of humor and quietly marks you as someone who values comfort and irreverence in equal measure.

Product features
- 100% cotton construction (Green Camo variant 65% polyester / 35% cotton)
- Unstructured 6-panel body with low profile and stitched eyelets for breathability
- Pre-curved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitching
- Self-fabric hideaway adjustable strap with antique brass buckle and grommet
- Sewn-in label and brand sticker on the visor; adult sizing (not for ages 0–3)

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
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