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This classic cotton tee wears like a wink — bold, a little rude, and built to last. A square safety-sign graphic in high-contrast yellow and black sits on the chest with cheeky wording that reads like a grown-up joke. The medium-weight cotton keeps the shape balanced and comfortable, while the tubular knit and ribbed collar give it a clean, no-fuss finish. It’s an easy piece to throw on for errands, meet-ups, or low-key nights when you want to make people laugh without trying too hard.
Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams—for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/neck details and DTG for main chest graphic to ensure crisp, long-lasting print
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical sourcing and a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
T-Shirt — 'HAEMERROID: I'm a Pain in the Ass' Funny Warning Sign Tee
$25.68 AUD
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Product features
- 100% US cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams—for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/neck details and DTG for main chest graphic to ensure crisp, long-lasting print
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical sourcing and a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat