Epping Kebab jumper – "Why Have Abs When You Can Have Kebabs" Comfort Pullover
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This midweight crewneck brings the warmth of late-night chats and the smell of charred spices. A bold kebab-themed design sits front and back: a playful illustrated wrap and the line "Why have abs when you can have kebabs" on the chest, and a vintage-inspired kebab shop emblem on the back. The sweatshirt feels lived-in from the first wear — roomy through the torso with a clean crew neckline and ribbed cuffs that hold their shape. It’s the kind of piece a food-lover reaches for after a long shift or a relaxed weekend stroll to their favorite takeout spot. Wear it when you’re craving comfort, hungry for conversation, or representing your local kebab joint with a wink and a grin.
Product features
- Embroidered accents available on chest and wrists for a textured finish
- Made from a 50/50 cotton–polyester medium-weight (8.0 oz) blend for comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smoother, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed collar and double-needle stitching at seams for long-lasting shape retention
- Ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron