{"product_id":"not-here-to-f-k-crab-dad-cap-embroidered-slouchy-baseball-hat","title":"Not Here to F**k Crab Dad Cap — Embroidered Slouchy Baseball Hat","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eCrown height, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.12\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e6.62 - 7.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eCircumference, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.87 - 24.80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eVisor length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.91\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e A laid-back cotton dad cap embroidered with a cheeky crab and bold text that reads “NOT HERE TO F**K.” The low-profile, unstructured crown and pre-curved Permacurv® visor give it an easy, lived-in look. Lightweight and breathable with stitched eyelets, it slips into daily routines—beach mornings, quick errands, or late-night drives—without trying too hard. The hideaway adjustable strap with an antique brass buckle keeps the fit personal and polished, while the subtle brand sticker on the visor and sewn-in label add honest, casual details. This cap speaks with a dry, sardonic sense of humor and quietly marks you as someone who values comfort and irreverence in equal measure.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton construction (Green Camo variant 65% polyester \/ 35% cotton)\u003cbr\u003e- Unstructured 6-panel body with low profile and stitched eyelets for breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-curved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitching\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric hideaway adjustable strap with antique brass buckle and grommet\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label and brand sticker on the visor; adult sizing (not for ages 0–3)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. 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